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Top Five Carnivorous Countries

Got a hankering for meat?

Some countries are known to be vegetarian friendly, while others prefer to pile on the meat. For my animal-eating friends I’ve compiled what I beleive are the top five carnivorous countries in the world.

Grab a knife and fork because no creature of land or sea is safe! (Ok wait, I don’t condone eating endangered animals.)

From four continents I present five countries in no particular order. Now excuse me while I go barbeque some Kangaroo.

Seafood Tower Feast
Seafood Feast on Ilha Grande, Brazil

Brazil

Sea creatures and land creatures have it tough in Brazil. Grab a cold beer and pair it with some fresh crab, lobster, mussels or calamari along the coast. It’s not too hard to find places that serve seafood platters, or towers like the one pictured here. Pure gluttony.

But, they’re not usually all-you-can-eat. For that, Brazil takes it to the next level with the churrascaria (or churrasqueira).

The Brazilian churrasqueira is a thing of beauty. Picture countless meats being roasted over a fire, then served at your table on sword-like skewers.

I’ve been to a number of churrasqueiras where unlimited meat is served Rodizio-style by waiters in white aprons trying to push you to your limits in terms of meat-eating. A big bonus is that you’re not usually limited to standard cuts of beef or pork, but you may get chicken livers and other less common meats.

Oh ya, there is usually a massive salad, seafood and dessert bar that accompanies the meat extravaganza too. Just in case you’re not full.

United States of America

The land of opportunity or the land of unlimited food buffets? From monstrosities like the double down at KFC (using chicken breasts as the bun) to unbelievable pizzas that include burgers as toppings, the US takes meat-eating to an extreme.

Alligator in Florida, Crayfish in Louisiana or Elk in Montana, what do you prefer? You don’t have to go extreme in the US, you just have to be hungry. Brazil has the churrasqueira as it’s meat party, while the US has the equally extravagant tail gate parties, a truly American experience of culture and cuisine.

Germany

Other European countries may arguably belong on this list, it is hard to argue with creations like Fois Gras in France. But you can’t eat fois gras every day. You can eat hearty German meals every day though!

From schnitzl to German sausages, smoked pork chops to traditional beef rouladen, the Germans know how to eat meat without messing around.

But wait, if their meat prowess isn’t enough, Germany is a world renowned beer country. Grab a bratwurst, raise your glass of beer and give a toast to the great meat country of Germany.

A Tenedor Libre Parrilla in Ushuaia
Meats cooking at a Parrilla in Ushuaia

Argentina

South America reigns supreme as the only continent with two countries on this list.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours in Brazil, the meat-lovers of Argentina have a rich history of farming and barbequing tasty animals.

Buenos Aires rules as the meat capital of South America, but even if you venture to the extreme south in Ushuaia, you won’t be dissapointed by the price, and selection, of meats available to eat.

Beef from Argentina is usually naturally raised and full of flavour as is the lamb. The best way to sample them? Seek out a parrilla or asado in any town in Argentina. Asado basically means barbeque and parrilla is a means of cooking the meat – often a large grill with all sorts of meats draped over it and cooked at the same time. Find a tenedor libre parrilla and you’ve been blessed with an all-you-can-eat meat feast in Argentina.

South Africa

Meat may be an extravagance to many countries in Africa, but the South Africans know how to throw a real barbeque.

Three meat treats are synonymous with South Africa – biltong, sosaties and boerewors. Biltong is a dried jerk-like meat, sosaties are meat skewers, while boerewors is a special type of sausage.

Now, in addition to these specialties, you can also get some fantastically different meats in South Africa such as Ostrich and Impala.

Perhaps the best thing about meat-eating in South Africa? The traditional braii. A very social event, it’s typically an outdoor BBQ of the bring-your-own meat variety where everyone celebrates and socailzies around the grill.


A Day full of Jerks in Tennessee

As I emerged from the forest I was greeted by bright lights and dazzling signs. An onslaught for the senses! Coming from North Carolina I had just enjoyed a great sunset while taking a leisurely drive and some short hikes in Great Smoky Mountains National Park.

But almost like the flip of a switch, my senses were jerked awake as the forest trees gave way to crowded streets and bright lights. I was almost blinded by signs for casinos, race tracks, aquariums, comedy shows, steak houses, Dollywood, shopping malls, mini-putt courses, theatres, museums and pretty much every other form of family entertainment or amusement that you can imagine. I had made it to Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

To me, it only comes second to the Strip in Las Vegas for optical sensory overload. But, perhaps because I simply wasn’t ready for it, I wasn’t impressed. It had been a long day and all I wanted was to get to my hotel and have a nice sleep. Of course my hotel was at the other end of all of these attractions.

I cruised down the street which was streaming with over-stimulated people, including some jerks running in front of the car and drunken looking guys sitting in lawn chairs at random points along the road. Seemed part frat house, part family fun house. Admittedly the tiredness was quickly fading away as signs for places like the NASCAR Speedpark and Salt and Pepper Museum (with 20,000+ shakers on display!) distracted me.

Beef Jerky, Tennessee Style!
Beef Jerky and other Tasty Animals

But I resisted and cruised on past Fannie Farkle’s and the World of Illusions, to where the lights dimmed – beyond the reach of the jerks – or so I thought.

Falling asleep as soon as I got to my room, I woke up late and had no time for breakfast the next morning. It was time to move on…I would have to save the bright lights and excitement of Gatlinburg for another day. Then, staring out my hotel room window I spotted the Jerks. It was a bona fide jerk heaven just across the road from where I was staying. Nothing like I’d ever imagined. Before I knew it I was checked out and headed straight for what must be the jerkiest place in Tennessee.

Hello to The Beef Jerky Outlet and hello to breakfast, lunch and dinner.

An entire outlet store dedicated to the craft of jerking meat. Imagine that? I was greeted by a friendly lady sporting a PETA shirt. You know – People Eating Tasty Animals – so I knew this was my kind of store.

The first thing that caught my eye was the Buffalo Bob’s display of dried meats. The wild boar and buffalo looked ok, but I went for some more unusual choices – ostrich, alligator, antelope and kangaroo. Mmmm, tasty animals!

Sweet Cherry Beef Jerky from Tennessee
Sweet Cherry Moonshine Beef Jerky

Then I perused the wall of jerk. Rows and rows of different beef jerky. Some spicy and hot, some sweet and tangy. After a few free samples from PETA shirt lady I chose some of the bootlegger series. Ole Smoky Tennessee Moonshine Jerky! Yep, beef jerky made with real moonshine. I also picked up some hot hunter sausages and smoked elk, buffalo and venison.

What a great find. The selection here was overwhelming. They even had a nice selection of hot sauces and complementary items to go with your jerks. With only six locations in the US so far, here is to hoping that this little company continues to grow beyond the bright lights of the Gatlinburg area.

The jerks kept me company all day as I continued my road trip north towards Pittsburgh. As for the bright lights and big shows in Gatlinburg? I’ll be back for them, especially Ripley’s Penguin Playhouse.

Hope you have a jerk-filled day!

Crunchy Cambodia

Eating Frogs in Phnom Penh
Eating Frogs in Phnom Penh

One of my most memorable dining experiences is from a roadside stand on the outskirts of Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

After exploring much of the city and rest of the country during a journalism stint, it was time for me to head on to South Korea. I wasn’t really ready to leave, as I had grown to appreciate the laid back, friendly nature of Cambodians.

But it wasn’t my decision to make. To celebrate the great times I had in Cambodia, my new friend Mao Lada took me for a surprise dinner feast before heading off to the airport.

Together, with my friend Sarah, the three of us set out towards the airport. We passed by all the usual streets where rickety restaurants served up local Khmer cuisine. Soon we were on the outskirts of the city, nearing the airport.

Finally, Mao Lada pulled over on the side of the road to a place where local food stands had sprouted up, selling their delicacies to the locals who were all headed home after a long days work.

With bigger smiles than usual, and many looks of surprise, myself and Sarah followed Mao Lada to an available wooden platform that would serve as our table. Mao Lada quickly left us and ordered food in Khmer, returning with a wry smile, ensuring that we’d enjoy what we were about to eat.

As the sun was getting lower to the horizon, we received our drinks and appetizers. The drink of the night? Fermented palm juice. Somewhat rancid in smell, and very potent. This moonshine packed a punch.

As strong as it was, I found myself drinking plenty as were were eating unripe banana slices – with peels left on. They tasted like sawdust, even after dousing them in soy sauce. We appreciated the effort and awaited the next course.

Soon after, massive chunks of meat arrived. They looked like big red chicken legs. Nice. What was it though? Mao Lada informed us they were toad legs. Nice! Never had toad before. Sarah gingerly picked at the bone to get the good meat off, while I followed Mao Lada’s approach of eating the whole thing – bones and all.

Crunch crunch. Not bad. Bones had a bit of flavour. I can do this. IT was going well, I was getting really into it. Then I got to the toad knee, big bones and extra crunch. My teeth couldn’t handle it. Lacking the jaw power, I succumbed to the toad knee and proceeded to eat the rest of the meat only.

Could it get any better? Sitting at the side of the road eating toad legs and getting drunk on palm juice. It sure could! Next up was the grand finale – frogs. Lots and lots of little frogs. All fried up into crispy creations.

Now these were much smaller than the toad legs, but the special surprise was that we were eating the entire frogs. Heads, legs, spines – everything. Bring on more soy sauce and more fermented palm juice please!

Being skinny, these fried frogs were somewhat greasy and tasted, well, fried. I felt sorry for them as they had all obviously just been dumped into a boiling vat of oil and fried alive. But that didn’t stop me from eating more than a dozen of them. It was a real experience with a couple of great friends.

One of those meals I’ll never forget and would be happy to repeat should I ever meet up with my old friend in Cambodia again.